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memes and kpop morph my personality

shslrealist:

rad-roach:

God I love crocs and their entire family tree so much. These are animals that have remained virtually the same for millions of years-pretty much as close to “perfect” as you can get in nature-and this highly optimized body plan is just. A fat sausage with a mouth at one end and chubby baby arms.

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This is what peak performance looks like.

Why the FUCK HE FLAT


theocseason4:

inlovewithmakeupcomicsanimelove:

likeful:

epicghostdragon:

likeful:

me every month: has my period AGAIN 

me every month: 

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Welllllllllllllll periods suck(trust me, I was emotionally close with a woman, in fact close enough to feel her goddamn periods. Fuck I fucking hated it, men, don’t get that attached. Be supportive, feed her ice cream and whatever else she asks for, but don’t get attached enough to feel them. It’s not worth it.

Anyway, I hate to be callous but that’s just your body telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. Of course birth control also makes them not as bad, depending on what kind. Of course you find out that there’s more kinds of birth control than there are types of oil, which is a pain. There are more period blood containment things(yes, tht includes tampons, pads, cups, etc.) than there are types of oil according to my dad who actually knows his shit about the oil,saying there’s like 4 types.(Yes, talking about motor oil here)

So ladies, find what’s right for you. Ask a doctor. Test some different period things out. It’s for your own good

What the FUCK are you talking about

I thought I couldn’t fucking read for a minute

Woke


henstomper:

2014: doge is a funny dog lol

2018: doge is divorced and his ex-wife has cursed him to live in hell forever

2019: doge marries isabelle from animal crossing and they live a happy life together


unclefather:

me when I meet my significant others dad:

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yahargul:

men who try to shame women for liking calming games like animal crossing or minecraft or whatever are so pitiful. like maybe if u planted some virtual flowers to some calming music for a few hours u wouldnt be such a lil bitch


azurewhelp:

I just noticed that’s a hand with a glove around her neck not a scarf


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